Stolen from THE DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME

First of all, I LOVE the word DOUCHEBAG. You can change it, to Douche, Douchey, use it as a noun or an adverb “Fuck, you’re so douchey”, or even prolong it: Douchebaguette.

I was once again doing about a gazillion of things simultaneously today (today being one of those days when i CAN do them simoultaneously, maybe cause I got a solid 8 hour sleep last night, the first time since the early 70s) and one of them was browsing the web for all sorts of amazing things that always make me so happy. Sometimes I wish that people were as versatile as the internet. It would probably be a bit stressful cause everyone would change topic every 20 seconds or so, but it would be extremely interesting and colorful. Until we all go mad.

Anways, I found this hall of fame thing and here are some textual gems that i discovered.